Troy's definitions

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

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by Troy June 19, 2005

Wereouttaber

"were out of ber(drinks)....

Troy- Ber?
(Brian and jack put their fingers in the air)
Troy (returning from garage run)-"wereouttaber!!!!!"
(I think brian thought this one up)

by Troy April 30, 2004

friendly fire

when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth

Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.

by Troy May 25, 2004

Strawberry Swirl

When you are recieving a blowjob and when you splooge you hit her in the mouth, allowing to blood and cum to mix, creating a strawberry swirl

PERSON - Are you phsyically abusing my friend?
ME - Na, I gave her a strawberry swirl last night
PERSON - Oh.

by Troy May 25, 2004

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004