pat robertson

There's Pat spouting off about how great Christianity is, and how other religions are just garbage.
by Troy January 07, 2004
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malut

Ryan is such a malut
by Troy February 20, 2003
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the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.
by Troy March 24, 2005
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jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch
cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish
by Troy January 21, 2005
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A Gorilla

an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.
by troy October 30, 2003
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Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
by Troy April 24, 2003
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Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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