Troy's definitions

Gecko

the most superior organism on earth

i wish i was a gecko

by Troy December 6, 2003

emo cuts

Emo are the cuts that the depressed kids leave on their arms after they cut themselves.

I wear longsleeves to hide my emo cuts.

by Troy January 7, 2005

secsi

the 1337 version of "sexy"

Damn bitch j00 fuckin secsi.

by Troy February 6, 2003

Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p

Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.

by Troy January 5, 2004