Treebonics's definitions

emotiplacate

Using emoticons to guilt trip others by playing the victim.

Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢

by Treebonics May 25, 2016

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Hooerism

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."

This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.

The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.

by Treebonics March 12, 2018

cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂

Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.

“MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

“Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”

by Treebonics June 29, 2018

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018