Treebonics's definitions

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 6, 2019

blessemistic

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.

Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁

by Treebonics January 6, 2019

fajor

“Fajor” is “Major favor.” It covers the seemingly small things that mean a whole lot in life. It could also refer to good lifesaving deeds done on ones behalf.

“May I ask a fajor of you to be sure the coffee can is refilled by the morning cuz if I ain’t got my coffee I might murder”

“Do me a FAJOR and GO THAT WAY, AWAY-AWAYS”

by Treebonics May 16, 2018

phenomenomical

Phenomenomical means to be phenomenally funny beyond limitations of any laughter’s inhibition.

A hybridized clone of Kevin Hart, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior would be absolutely PHENOMENOMICAL!!

by Treebonics June 8, 2019