TreeWeezel's definitions

chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.

"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.

by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

nar

Cry of the narwhal

Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.

How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.

Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011

y'all

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.

Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.

Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.

Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?

Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?

Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?

Yall want to ride on my tractor?

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

grain bains

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"

by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010

hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011