Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 12, 2011
(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 06, 2011
literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.
in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.
a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:
back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.
a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:
back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
by TreeWeezel November 20, 2010