band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!
by TreeWeezel November 01, 2011
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vegetableitarian

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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de la

(adjective) anything derivative of De La Soul, the jazzy, uplifting hip hop group from Long Island.

Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Is it cause my de la clothes?
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.

"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
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ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.
How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.
Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011
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chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.
"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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