meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
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raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 03, 2011
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you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker
guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"
by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010
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Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 09, 2011
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worse in 3D

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.

(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)
Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl)
Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.
by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011
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longboarding

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
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smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.
Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger
by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012
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