Travis's definitions

fuckass

a dumb motherfucker who is trying to act cool and is so fucking retarted

that kid is such a god damn fuckass!

by travis November 6, 2003

schnigglepuffs

Oh fuck YO mamma, you shit-eating cocksucker. You can eat shit and die you fucking good-for-nothing piece of shit. I am fucking serious when I say burn in Hell, you fucking ass-spelonker. Suck my cock FUCKER.
-Your mom has fices in her vagina-


- P.P.S. is for fags

IF I wanted to do your mom, it would be as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Travis March 14, 2005

kaila

kaila is a chill girl who is totally hot and gorgeous, fun to be with, and simply amazing. She has hot friends too.

man, let's go over to kaila's tonite... she always has liqour n cool movies.

by travis May 7, 2005

LCD

Accr. LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY

Type of monitor architecture used with laptops. LCD flat-panel monitors can also be purchased with VGA or DVI connectors for use with a PC. These usually offer a crisper and easier to look at image while saving a lot of desk space.

LCD monitors are usually 2-3 times more expensive than regular CRT monitors of the same size. LCD monitors are also known for having low maximum resolutions. Today's larger LCD monitors can usually only display 1280x1024 on the highest setting.

There are two types of LCDs, Passive Matrix and Active Matrix. Most LCDs today use passive matrix because it is more power efficient.

My new 19" LCD monitor was $700

by Travis March 16, 2004

drum circle

This is where hippies and stoners go to mingle and play drums together.

How in the hell did I end up at this drum circle? That chick doesnt even shave her arm pits!

by Travis March 14, 2005

Christianity

The largest religion in the world. Christianity contains many sects, and it teaches that there is only one God, and that his is Jesus Christ who's people were the Jews and he was sent to die on the cross to forgive mankind’s sins, so that we may go to heaven by believing in him. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.

Christianity is the largest religion in the world. It teaches that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins on the cross and came back up from the grave to ascend into Heaven. We need only believe in Jesus and his sacrifice to get to Heaven, as it is the one true way. Teaches to love your enemy and seek peace.

by Travis March 6, 2005

Wing It

To have no skill or natural abillity in the task you are fixing to do but having the abillit to make everyone around you think that you do also when giving speaches that you just made up

I had know clue how to take apart a car but i just winged it and all the guys in the shop figured i did ok.
When i was elected president my speach was pure bullshit i winged it all the way

by Travis June 11, 2005