Travis's definitions

Sailing

Drinking an abundance of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

Yo dude, Me and Donald went sailing with the Captain last night!!

by Travis November 23, 2004

Goo

a word used when you see a fine ass hoe, derived from adam sandler, but he used it in a different way

Goo! dude check her ass out.. she is fucking fine.

by Travis July 7, 2004

sluttoo

what a girl has when he has a tattoo at the small of her back

She's a really cute and fun girl, but I noriced she has a sluttoo of Andy Rooney, and now I feel kind of sad.

by Travis January 17, 2005

Turd Nipple

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

by Travis October 1, 2003

This sucks balls

I would rather be anywhere else than doing this if i could this thing/orginazation/group can suck my balls term for extremely boring forced activity

Jack was giving a lecture in band class about god KNows what and then i turned to cricket and said This sucks balls and we then were happly ejected from the lecture.

by Travis June 11, 2005

P.O.L.O.

Players Only Live Once

by Travis June 10, 2003

Grocery Snake

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter

"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"

by Travis May 5, 2004