Travis's definitions

glock 19

my kinda gun

im gunna shot you with my glock

by travis January 15, 2004

Grocery Snake

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter

"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"

by Travis May 5, 2004

soppy cunt

Used by Europeans (English, etc.).

You spilled me pint you soppy cunt, you! I outa box your ears!

by Travis December 7, 2004

lolz0rz

laugh out loud in 1337 speak

lolz0rz d00d. taht R SOOOO FUNNY!

by Travis December 8, 2002

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

Boondoglin'

To act a fool or ass

quit boondoglin'

by travis May 6, 2004