Travis's definitions

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

thumps

Refering to the hard hitting bass that is produced from high powered stereo systems.

Hey Carl, how hard does your system thump?

by Travis October 1, 2003

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

lolz0rz

laugh out loud in 1337 speak

lolz0rz d00d. taht R SOOOO FUNNY!

by Travis December 8, 2002

church key

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

by travis September 6, 2003

derob

Derob: n, something that makes you happy.
the word derob comes from a meaningless palindromatic expression 'bored derob'. Derob eventually became a meaningful word.

"Chocolate is one of my favorite derobs"

"Tom, you are a derob"

by Travis August 22, 2004

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004