97 definition by Travis

What every guy wants. Usually performed by sluts. Quick blowjob. Usually followed by swallowing so you can get the job down quick, efficiently and clean.

to shit on ones stomach while engaging in intercoaurse with a loved one.

When one pops open a jelly packet like those at a diner and puts it in his ass to have another man eat it out

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

To have no skill or natural abillity in the task you are fixing to do but having the abillit to make everyone around you think that you do also when giving speaches that you just made up

another term for marijuana.
see "weed"
"mary jane"
"dope"
"grass"
"bud"
"herb"