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nikebetic

A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.
After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.

She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
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Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
by Torbert July 14, 2018
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thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.
Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
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throblobster

A throblobster is just a really ugly erect penis.
Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.
by Torbert February 2, 2023
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Scrape

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.
I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 30, 2019
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Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .
Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.
by Torbert April 14, 2023
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Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
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