funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass
Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.
by TooSick4U February 24, 2012
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Hook Up Bitch

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating
Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.
by TooSick4U May 30, 2009
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 19, 2010
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bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up
Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.
by TooSick4U October 17, 2009
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phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)
I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.
by TooSick4U October 18, 2009
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bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
by TooSick4U November 02, 2008
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vagaterian

Vagaterian - one who eats vaginia (performs cunnilingus) but ususally refers to lesbians (e.g., as used in the movie, Imagine You & Me).
Jane is one hot vagaterian; she is one woman who really likes being down on the hot muffin.
by TooSick4U December 20, 2006
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