70 definitions by TooSick4U

menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

by TooSick4U April 14, 2007

eX Box

ex Box -- a former girlfriend, lover or woman with whom you you no longer have sex.

Yo, Jeremy, Jojo is looking good.

Dawg, don't matter to me. She's my eX Box. I am with Kiki now.

by TooSick4U April 25, 2007

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 5, 2006

click and pull

click and pull - masterbation while viewing on line erotica; an allusion to the click and pull (merchandise) option for on-line shopping then picking up at brick and motar stores

Click and pull on free porn sites and save money over pay per view.

by TooSick4U October 11, 2009

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 5, 2006

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

fubbau

fucked up beyond belief as usual

Went to work today and the place was fubbau.

by TooSick4U May 14, 2010