TooSick4U's definitions

Head Master

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

ten toe Cadillacs

ten toe cadillacs -- very expensive sneakers, usually referring to athletic shoes of a person too young to drive

"Yo, those ten toe Cadillacs are fresh."

"They cost me more than your daddy pays for his car payments."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2010

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

fubbau

fucked up beyond belief as usual

Went to work today and the place was fubbau.

by TooSick4U May 14, 2010

fiscal incest

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.

Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.

by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

Getting his Ahab on

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.

by TooSick4U May 3, 2007

asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

by TooSick4U October 6, 2008