TooSick4U's definitions

Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

by TooSick4U February 10, 2010

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

by TooSick4U December 18, 2011

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 14, 2006

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

trash some groceries

trash some groceries - eating or using a large amount of food

Rich is willing go back to the store to restock if we trash some groceries after the game.

by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits

Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.

by TooSick4U August 27, 2005