"Pat keeps fucking themself over by working as a QUARTERSEXUAL for far less money than she is capable of earning with his skills. She needs to be told that they has a lack of self-esteem that will cost him over a hundred thousand dollars over the next couple decades of work!"
A Quatersexual: is when a straight male, or female is also interested in transsexuals sexually. Yet the individuals do not identify themselves as bisexual, due to the lack of homosexual interest in non-transgender males and females.
Man are you bi? I heard you and your girlfriend had a threesome with a Tranny. Nah man we're just Quartersexual.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'