funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

by TooSick4U May 08, 2012

phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)

I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.

by TooSick4U October 18, 2009

skullbuggery

The reference to, or actual using of unusual non-orifices in the head.

The gangster warned the store owner that if payment wasn't made by the end of the week, he would pop out the store owner's eye and perform skullbuggery in the hole while he watched with his other eye.

by TooSick4U July 31, 2006

chunky fart

chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit

Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart

by TooSick4U November 20, 2009

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 14, 2006

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 11, 2015

gynocentric

gynocentric: dominated by or emphasizing feminine interests or a feminine point of view

Since Bob started taking the History of the Female Orgasim class, he's become so gynocentric.

by TooSick4U April 28, 2010