Definitions by TooSick4U

gym funk 

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.

gym funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

serious closet 

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

serious closet by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck 

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

asshole reflux disease 

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

asshole reflux disease by TooSick4U October 6, 2008

asshole reflux 

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

asshole reflux by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

PORT 

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

PORT by TooSick4U June 25, 2008