TooSick4U's definitions

Thespian Lesbian

Thespian Lesbian is any straight woman who acts attracted to or performs sexual acts on another woman for a camera or filming, especially for videos like "Girls Gone Wild."

Janie says she only likes men, but when the camera goes on, she will eat muff like a goat eats grass; she is a real thespian lesbian.

by TooSick4U November 14, 2006

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 4, 2006

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

skullbuggery

The reference to, or actual using of unusual non-orifices in the head.

The gangster warned the store owner that if payment wasn't made by the end of the week, he would pop out the store owner's eye and perform skullbuggery in the hole while he watched with his other eye.

by TooSick4U July 31, 2006

On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

by TooSick4U April 26, 2006

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 14, 2006

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits

Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.

by TooSick4U August 27, 2005