essai

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

by Tony March 07, 2004

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

Hi Shikii

Swahili for doggystyle.

Dude your girlfriend loves it when I do a hi shikii on her.

by Tony February 25, 2005

toque

the foreskin of a (Canadian) penis

that Sofanda chick was all over my toque last night...its all chafed eh

by Tony February 19, 2005

purposelessnessist

In the 21st century, two men, generically named Tony and Jack, realised their lives were unlike those whom surrounded them. Tireless efforts to endure through life's many battles, only one name came with no surprise, to describe their such lives.

They are simply, profoundly, whom have no purpose when alive, nor purpose when deceased, the un-cared for, the un-needed nor wanted, the purposelessnessist.

When one realises they have no purpose in life and no one cares about one and vice-versa

by Tony July 17, 2006

fair do's

To agree With some one / think. That you do not belive but cannot be bothereed to argue.

Jonny says "I think windows ME was the the best operating system"

Billy says "Fair Do's"

by Tony June 12, 2004

Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.

Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.

by tony May 13, 2004