Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tony

Roman war helmet

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.

that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.

Roman war helmet by tony January 26, 2004

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plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

charity fuck by tony January 24, 2004

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when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

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Usually used as a term describing a very small amount of something.

Yo...dickhead how much do you want me to cut off this two-by-four?
ahhhh...not to much, just a tit hair

tit hair by tony January 24, 2004

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shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

beat the bishop by tony January 24, 2004

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what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

suck my cock by tony January 24, 2004

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a way to describe your aunt frieda's fat ass and hangy tits.

oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.

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