J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 11, 2003

chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk

damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt

by Tony May 22, 2006

mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!

dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess

by Tony February 18, 2005

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony October 08, 2003

hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004

monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by tony January 29, 2004

snick

the sound a neck makes when it's been broken in a lustful clinch

ooooh did you hear that awful snick, looks like Ian's on the pull again

by Tony July 15, 2004