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That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.
by tommyt July 6, 2015
Get the Cousmer mug.A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
by Tommyt September 23, 2014
Get the I'll see you when I see you mug.A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.
by Tommyt February 4, 2009
Get the orangu-tan mug.The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.
Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
by Tommyt September 25, 2014
Get the coffee crash mug.Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.
by Tommyt August 21, 2011
Get the fuckdidido? mug.Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.
Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??
by Tommyt February 4, 2009
Get the hcwdb mug.A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt September 6, 2007
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