A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.
by Tommyt March 21, 2008
Compressed spelling of "Fuck did I do?", a shortened version of "What the fuck did I do?", an expression used frequently by Jim McNulty on the HBO series The Wire.
by Tommyt August 17, 2011
Acronym for "obvious vanity shot." The digital photos of individuals mainly seen on Facebook or MySpace pages that were quite plainly taken by the subject themselves. Clues to look for include the person's own arm extending to one of the lower corners of the shot, indicating they were holding the camera themselves & their own dorky smiles showing they simply can't get enough of their own good looks.
by Tommyt March 31, 2008
Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.
Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??
by Tommyt February 04, 2009
A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.
"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"
by Tommyt February 14, 2006
by tommyt June 26, 2015
The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.
Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
by Tommyt July 12, 2011