subwoofing

The often inconsiderate action of playing a car stereo at full blast simply to annoy those around you. Typically the object is also to make the rearview mirrors of those around you vibrate in addition to your own trunk lid.
Yo, that punkass was subwoofing so fuckin' loud at the red light I couldn't see my own reflection in my rearview!
by Tommyt July 31, 2006
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flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt August 29, 2007
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orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.
Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?
by Tommyt February 04, 2009
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Angry Birds fury

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.
Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!
by Tommyt August 10, 2011
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chum some of this shit

Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.
Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?
by Tommyt March 09, 2011
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stepmonster

The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.
Jules: I have to go. Did the hospital call? Did my stepmonster die?
by Tommyt July 29, 2008
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Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.
Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.
by Tommyt October 17, 2008
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