9 definitions by Tommy R
A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.
Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????
by Tommy R September 23, 2006
Antoine last night was so fistacular. I'm beside myself this morning. By the way here is your rings. I think you forgot them up there. What? They are not yours? Sorry must be Johnny from the night before
by Tommy R May 14, 2005
Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.
by Tommy R June 5, 2005
A guy or girl who is not really gay but decides to give it a try just because it's so trendy and all their friends are doing it.
Johnny: Hey Peter you know my new friend at work Antoine that cool guy I was telling you about?
Peter: The one who has nothing but girl friends and drives a Porche
Johnny: Yeah him. Well the other day I found out he's gay. I figured if he's that cool I might as well give it a try too. So I did.
Peter: Really?
Johnny: Yeah I took the shaft.
Peter: Hmmmmmmm... Maybe I should try it too!!
Peter: The one who has nothing but girl friends and drives a Porche
Johnny: Yeah him. Well the other day I found out he's gay. I figured if he's that cool I might as well give it a try too. So I did.
Peter: Really?
Johnny: Yeah I took the shaft.
Peter: Hmmmmmmm... Maybe I should try it too!!
by Tommy R May 26, 2005
Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.
by Tommy R May 14, 2005
A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.
Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.
later at the motel
CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.
later at the motel
CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
by Tommy R May 26, 2005
A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.
by Tommy R May 26, 2005