Tommy R's definitions

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 23, 2005

Georgy Orgy

A porno star who only performs in the company of at least 4 people.

Georgy Orgy pudding and pie......etc
You make up the rest

by Tommy R June 13, 2005

fistacular

When one has an extrodinary good time while getting fisted.

Antoine last night was so fistacular. I'm beside myself this morning. By the way here is your rings. I think you forgot them up there. What? They are not yours? Sorry must be Johnny from the night before

by Tommy R May 16, 2005

peanut butter jar

A Peanut Butter Jar is the anus

Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.

by Tommy R June 12, 2005

counterfeit nigger

A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.

Remember Vanilla Ice?
He was quite possibly the biggest counterfeit nigger of all time.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005

counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.

Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005

fisterrific

The act of getting fisted real good.

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.

by Tommy R May 15, 2005