splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004

Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.

Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

pengina

the pen that looks like a gina and dave will stik his shizzle in that nizzle anytime

gina is a vagina
matt likes tappin dat ass too
tommy is a good kid

by Tommy February 07, 2005

BAAAAAH

Used when somebody says or does something sickening, peadophilic or just plain nasty.

Joel: "That girl has nice legs"
Iian: "SHES 8 YOU PEADOPHILE!"
Joel: "Still good though"
Iian: "BAAAAAH

by Tommy May 13, 2005

codybear

a jive turky. an idiot who is gay with dogs.

your gay like codybear!!!

by Tommy September 09, 2004

comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

by tommy July 15, 2003

milk and cereal

Movie found on Ebaums world involving 2 guys singing about breakfast in sync.

Guy 1: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 2: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 1: Cereal and Milk!
Guy 2: Cereal and Milk!

by tommy December 17, 2004