34 definitions by TomKVideo
A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
A sexual position, in which the male stands atop a dresser or some piece of furniture as a wrestler would perch hisself on a turn buckle.
Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009
The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 4, 2009
When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.
Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
by TomKVideo January 4, 2009
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009