So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010
Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 04, 2009
When a person is so fucked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.
Guy 1: "Jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, passed out, and those skater kids drew a dick on the siding outside of his house."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
Guy 2: "Beyondshafted."
by TomKVideo January 04, 2009