TomKVideo's definitions

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

Thursday

Friday for most college students.

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Rifiki

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

by TomKVideo October 5, 2009

I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

sex college

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.

Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

hipster chick

50% Feminists. 50% Sex Freaks.

So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009