Tom Stallard's definitions

fanjitta

The bit between ur legs women! otherwise known as a minge. UMMMM....... Tasty

The big wet mound between ur sticks

by Tom stallard February 19, 2003

Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003

BeanHair

Hair that has beans init, beans must be thrown into said persons hair

Hayleys got so much bean hair she looks so stupid

by Tom Stallard February 22, 2003

Screendoor

A very easily to get woman who gets around a bit
OR and nice insult

Ummm.... one Miss Hayley T

by Tom Stallard February 20, 2003

94bus

A woman who is sexually pleased very often, as they both come every 10 minutes

she's a bit of a 94 bus, or there goes hayley

by Tom Stallard February 20, 2003