Tom Bomb's definitions

Corrupt Crew

1. A unique, revolutionary clique founded by Tom Bomb that enjoys life, lives for today, and realizes that money is the least practical tool in life because you can find the pursuit of happiness without being a workaholic and career motivated.
2. A concept where you oppose materialism, live for today, and your favorite hobby is fuckin' around and doing whatever you feel like for the hell of it.
3. Shits and Giggles is the Corrupt Crew's maxim

There goes the Corrupt Crew, doing low budget jackass stunts for shits and giggles!

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

zero tolerance

A policy, usually by American schools that any reference to a gun, violence, or drugs will get you expelled automatically with no trial.

Because of zero tolerance, Markie was suspended for pointing a chicken strip at a teacher and said, "bang!"

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

paintball

1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film

Paintball has ugly guns

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

tattoo

1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

counter-conform

A term invented by Tom Bomb of the Corrupt Crew to describe those who rebel against the mainstream by conforming to their subculture.

Emos counter-conform to be different than preppies but end up looking like clones with their dyed hair, chucks, and Savers suits.

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005