Tom Bomb's definitions

Corrupt Crew

1. A unique, revolutionary clique founded by Tom Bomb that enjoys life, lives for today, and realizes that money is the least practical tool in life because you can find the pursuit of happiness without being a workaholic and career motivated.
2. A concept where you oppose materialism, live for today, and your favorite hobby is fuckin' around and doing whatever you feel like for the hell of it.
3. Shits and Giggles is the Corrupt Crew's maxim

There goes the Corrupt Crew, doing low budget jackass stunts for shits and giggles!

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies

There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

high school

1.Anyone who says that these are the best 4 years of your life needs to get a better job
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school

High school was the WORST years of my life next to middle school.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

counter-conform

A term invented by Tom Bomb of the Corrupt Crew to describe those who rebel against the mainstream by conforming to their subculture.

Emos counter-conform to be different than preppies but end up looking like clones with their dyed hair, chucks, and Savers suits.

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

tattoo

1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005