paintball

1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"
As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"
by Tom Bomb January 01, 2006
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shitjob

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage
Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm
by Tom Bomb January 06, 2006
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bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.
Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.
by Tom Bomb January 06, 2006
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Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices
Compact Discs are obsolete.
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies
There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges
by Tom Bomb January 01, 2006
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counter-conform

A term invented by Tom Bomb of the Corrupt Crew to describe those who rebel against the mainstream by conforming to their subculture.
Emos counter-conform to be different than preppies but end up looking like clones with their dyed hair, chucks, and Savers suits.
by Tom Bomb December 25, 2005
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