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Definitions by Tom Bomb

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage
Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm
shitjob by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006

bitch shift 

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.
Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.
bitch shift by Tom Bomb January 13, 2006
1. dead meat on four-twenty
2. use their materialism to show to others
3. have lots of money and most suffer from severe depression
That prep that made fun of my wal*mart shirt and payless shoes is get their grill handed to them.
prep by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

avid hiker 

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"
As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"
avid hiker by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

hobbyist 

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies
There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges
hobbyist by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

Tom Bomb 

1. founded the Corrupt Crew in 2002
2. founded the 4A in 2003
3. co-hosted b0rked in 2003
4. founded the b0mbz0ne in 2005
Tom Bomb always starts crews to do random projects that help the soul.
Tom Bomb by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005
1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them
Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.
tattoo by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005