Tom Bomb's definitions

Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices

Compact Discs are obsolete.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

paintball

1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film

Paintball has ugly guns

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

zero tolerance

A policy, usually by American schools that any reference to a gun, violence, or drugs will get you expelled automatically with no trial.

Because of zero tolerance, Markie was suspended for pointing a chicken strip at a teacher and said, "bang!"

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

prep

1. dead meat on four-twenty
2. use their materialism to show to others
3. have lots of money and most suffer from severe depression

That prep that made fun of my wal*mart shirt and payless shoes is get their grill handed to them.

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005