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sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
Source: Tom, Minneapolis, MN

by Tom August 16, 2006

Wang Cheddar

wang WANG waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNg w(wang)a(wang)n(wang)g(wang)
A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.

Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.

by tom October 6, 2003

207

A bus route you are likely to get your phone jacked on!

"My bredrin got his phone jacked on da 207 blood!"

by Tom March 12, 2004

Saratoga

See: Asia, China or the Orient

I went into saratoga today and 3 Toyotas almost hit me before I left the parking lot!

by tom March 18, 2005

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004