ToM's definitions

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

Loughborough

see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her

'Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands'

'Loughborough in nicer than Wales'

'Loughborough girls give good head'

by Tom May 22, 2004

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

bumster

In the same way that a 'trickster' likes playing tricks, a 'bumster' likes bum

"He's a bum-lovin bumster'

by Tom April 21, 2005

Wheels

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

by Tom September 13, 2003

mudslide

A mudslide is when your close friend or grandmother reclines on the floor with plastic wrap over their face and you squeeze off a poop onto the plastic wrap. The poop slides off your grandmothers face just like mud off a hill.

Derrick paid me 20 bucks to give her a mudslide last weekend.

by Tom January 10, 2005