ToM's definitions

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)

daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock

by tom June 18, 2006

obstropoliser

a bad vibe merchant, an undesirable random

That friend of a friend of a friend being sick in your bathroom

by tom November 29, 2003

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Led Zeppelin

The best band ever, fellow teens please understand that rap is destroying the world and your eardrums.Listen to some proper music u losers

Led zeppelin IV is the best album ever

by Tom December 12, 2003