ToM's definitions

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004

Chevy

1. An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.

"Hank sure has a nice Chevy"

by Tom September 17, 2003

moohaha

A Monotonic laugh said with little to no emotion.

"Really funny joke!"
"Moohaha

by Tom April 20, 2005

pimp without ho's

Doom
See also 'doom'

"omg it's a pimp without ho's"
"hahaha"

by Tom March 27, 2003

preps

The wealthy class of teens often cruelly capitalizes on their superior access to money and social power which builds animosity within the less privileged classes. The wealthy class develop among themselves a system of dress and demeanor that is very much akin to their fraternity and sorority counterpart which eventually matures into the business and country club community of adults. Preppiness, in such a way, is really the earliest exhibition of the wealthy attempting to subvert and dominate the poor that the average American experiences while growing up.

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Dude, that guy's wearing a pink sweater and looks like a cocky prick."

Principal: "Now that's no way to talk about your fellow classmates. Zack Morris is one of the wealthiest students at this school... although he is known for his hillarious shinanigans."

Dirt poor bastard wearing clothes from Salvation Army: "Look, he's got that smaller poorer kid in a headlock."

Principal: "Oh I'm sure that kid deserves it, but you can see me in detention for using the curse word, 'prick'."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly

The mating call of dancing banana's.

Peanut Butter JELLEH!

by Tom November 30, 2003

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003