ToM's definitions

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

Led Zeppelin

The best band ever, fellow teens please understand that rap is destroying the world and your eardrums.Listen to some proper music u losers

Led zeppelin IV is the best album ever

by Tom December 12, 2003

pumping lead

the act of disscharging a fire arm usually a rapid firing fire arm like an oozy or a ak47

new york gangs are alaways pumping lead

by tom December 12, 2003

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003