spermabilia

When a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.
Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
by Tittsmcgee July 02, 2017
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cumlixir

The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
by Tittsmcgee February 23, 2019
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bagonkie

When someone dies from being hit in the head by a penis.
Ryan died last night after Tanner hit him in the head with his penis. It was the first bagonkie I've ever witnessed and it was so messed up.
by Tittsmcgee April 06, 2024
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golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.
My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.
by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017
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vodka shaming

When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.
My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.
by Tittsmcgee May 06, 2020
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pezgina

Describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between.
That tramp's cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
by Tittsmcgee July 25, 2017
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chadaleena

A midget who sucks off a unicorn.
I never believed a chadaleena was real until I was hiking last weekend and came across a midget named Chad deep throating a glorious unicorn.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
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