35 definitions by Tittsmcgee
When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.
Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
Dude, your mom has a sick rack. I'd like to motor boat the shit out of those titties. She's a total milmb!!
by Tittsmcgee June 9, 2017
by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017
When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.
My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.
by Tittsmcgee May 6, 2020
I never believed a chadaleena was real until I was hiking last weekend and came across a midget named Chad deep throating a glorious unicorn.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee October 28, 2017