Definitions by Tittsmcgee
spermonia
When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
spermonia by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017
gingamidge
A very rare, almost elusive breed of midget. Similar to regular midgets, except that they have red hair.
I saw Nate, the gingamidge, at the mall this weekend and I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming! Legend has it I'll be blessed with good fortune for the next year!
gingamidge by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
boob pong
When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.
Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!
boob pong by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017
golden sprinkle
golden sprinkle by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
midget handy
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
midget handy by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
alpaca hoof
Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.
alpaca hoof by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017