Tip Tank's definitions

JaPWNED

To get all-out pwned on the scale of the 2011 Japanese earthquake, the resulting tidal wave, and the subsequent nuclear meltdown.

On March 11, 2011, Japan got JaPWNED!

Hiroshima + Nagasaki + 2011 Earthquake = TOTAL JaPWNAGE!!!!

by Tip Tank April 19, 2011

Pepper Grinder

An ass-kissing brown-noser.

The only reason Mary got promoted is because she's a huge Pepper Grinder.

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Dick Dong

Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.

Stop being such a fucking dick dong...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Nut Nog

The combination of male load and egg nog.

Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Triple Pointer

A bowel movement where all three states of shit (solid, liquid, and gas) exist at the same time.

Dude, that was a massive Triple Pointer...solid shit, liquid shit, and shit vapor all at once!

by Tip Tank May 4, 2011

Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

by Tip Tank June 8, 2011