Definitions by Tip Tank

Meat Cylinder 

A dick; human penis.

Bitch be crazy chompin' on my meat cylinder.

Meat Cylinder by Tip Tank March 22, 2012

Smooth Brain 

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

Smooth Brain by Tip Tank June 8, 2011

Triple Pointer 

A bowel movement where all three states of shit (solid, liquid, and gas) exist at the same time.

Dude, that was a massive Triple Pointer...solid shit, liquid shit, and shit vapor all at once!

Triple Pointer by Tip Tank May 4, 2011

Pepper Grinder 

An ass-kissing brown-noser.

The only reason Mary got promoted is because she's a huge Pepper Grinder.

Pepper Grinder by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Dick Dong 

Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.

Stop being such a fucking dick dong...

Dick Dong by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Nut Nog 

The combination of male load and egg nog.

Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...

Nut Nog by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Concussion Makers 

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

Concussion Makers by Tip Tank April 20, 2011