Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
by Tina Ballance June 12, 2008
A person who puts anything and everything on their ipod!!!
They are not picky, and will get up on any sort of download.
They are not picky, and will get up on any sort of download.
"She is such a podwhore, she has Limp Bizkit, Tom Jones and 2 "freecreditreport.com" commercials on that defiled ipod!"
by tina ballance May 22, 2008
After being out of high school for 18 years, and getting a 2 on the entrance exam math portion, I had to take remath 3 times.
by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008
When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.
When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.
by Tina Ballance April 07, 2008
After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
by Tina Ballance March 13, 2008
by Tina Ballance April 12, 2008
When you are reunited with an old school chum after a ridiculous amount of time through one or the other of those high school websites.
by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008