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TALENTLESS singer whose voice is so crap, strips to sell records, her version of Kiss Kiss sucked, Tarkans version is excellent, so is the Arabic version by Rida and Nina Boutrous(El Bawsi), Holly Valance can not sing, makes some of the worst music, lucky her record company dropped her.
Holly Valance is a talentless stripper.
by Tina February 10, 2005

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Kansas City slang for weed
Aye nigga, i got that k-town
by tina December 17, 2004

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black farmer, with an equilvanent inteligent as a guy named Nathan. Very fat and stupidios.
"you stupid foma, didnt i tell you not to milk cows while in a bathtub."
by Tina February 23, 2005

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a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.
Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.
by Tina September 01, 2003

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A stuck up, snobby, prep-like bitch.
Usually a cheerleader etc..
Like to make fun of goths, punks or anyone else that isnt 'like them'.
Also: Twinkie
Twinkie girl 1: omg..look at HER
*points to goth,punk,skater etc...*
Twinkie friends: omg! they are sooo uncool
by Tina November 01, 2003

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Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004

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Somebody who is not extremely good looking. An average person. (Thanks to Family Guy).
"We call you 'normies.'" - Peter Griffin while a member of the Beautiful People Club
by Tina March 22, 2005

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