CPR

CPR is legit just sex

"I save dick by giving it CPR"
"lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

21st May

21St May is national kiss sask day

Today's 21st may
Coool

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 May 21, 2022

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

BWB

BWB Is a your friendly neighbour hood "Basic White Bitch"
With five pounds of fake tan, Those one white shoes and lucozade sport.

"Did you see Lola Seator"
"Oh yeah shes a BWB"
"Penis"
"Yup"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

Dusty friends

Dust particles of a friend
Boring and bland like white person food

"Im with liam and blake"
"****** why are you hanging with such dust particles"
"Yeah they're Dusty friends"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022