Timmy O'Toole's definitions

Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.

I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.

by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003

RI:SE

breakfast tv show on channel 4 presented by iain lee & kate lawler & sumtimes douggie anderson. news presented by 2 massiv breasts.

ri:se is only gud coz of zora suleman's breasts

by timmy o'toole October 31, 2003

whacked

when a person is very affected from smoking pot

man im SOOO whacked

by timmy o'toole March 30, 2003

Putain

(Adj / Noun); French word for whore.

Le mot français pour putain.

So winston i heard you bought a whore last night.

Si winston j'ai entendu vous avez acheté un putain hier soir.

by timmy o'toole August 3, 2003

Blackpool

Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)

(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.

(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.

by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003

Death

Something better than sick. The best of all things. When saying something is death, you are saying nothing can beat it.

Peter- that car is so sick!
Brian- no it's better than sick. It's DEATH!!!

by Timmy o'toole September 5, 2013

cher

A folk singer who entertaines many soldiers in WW1 and WW2. Married Sonny and then split up. Has a wide range of noses and chins.

What type of nose would you like? the big one, small one or the forever chancing cher one?

by timmy o'toole August 29, 2003