Uzdygan

stoner...

Ha! You're such a uzdygan!

by timmy May 21, 2003

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004