Timmy's definitions

tonkpils

slipknot bakwerds

why do i need an example

by timmy April 25, 2004

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004

cuthead

loves giving head, enjoys to play with fire, but then likes to burn the house down, GET OUT AND STAY OUT

cuthead loves the cock

by timmy October 16, 2003

Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately

Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately

by Timmy March 14, 2003

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003