Timmay's definitions

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

waitplanet

The crude nickname for FilePlanet, a download site for game demos and other such stuff. The site requires you to wait in line for most servers, for long periods of time. It acquired the name WaitPlanet for this practice.

I was getting a file at WaitPlanet and missed my turn, now I gotta wait another hour.

by Timmay May 25, 2004

mcnabb

Someone that can do a job well until the going gets tough, then self destructs. syn : peyton manning

Bob is a great telemarketer until he deals with irate people, then he pulls a mcnabb... he starts stuttering and slurring his words and can't sell jack shit the rest of the night.

by timmay February 7, 2005

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

espagniola

see "pearl necklace"

by timmay July 22, 2003

don't trip

A euphemism often used by Negro Americans, typically a command insinuating that if the individual in question does not desist with their current forward mannerisms they will incur a so called "bitch slapping," a most unpleasant experience.

Don't trip or I'll moonwalk up all up and down yo ass.

by Timmay November 28, 2003