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norway

A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).

The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).
Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya!
by TimFS January 16, 2005
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dimebag darrell

Awesome Guitarist of Pantera, and Damageplan, currently suffering from death, for which there is not yet a cure.
by TimFS December 28, 2004
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nu-metal

A modern, mainstream and watered down form of metal, often mixed with elements of another style, often rap/hip-hop. Famous bands include Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and System Of A Down. Some bands were more tolerable than others, but on the whole pretty much any band was played beyond the point of annoyance.

Nu-metal's marketing points are it's apparent 'coolness', songs structured with very simple musicianship (in keeping with grunge philosophies), the angsty lyrics, a marketable style which mostly fuses sportswear with grungier, baggier styles, and the feeling of being an outsider or one of the un-cool kids (this is quite ironic as most people who jumped the nu-metal bandwagon at it's height were popular people or became popular as a result). It is one of many fads employing the 'anti-cool' philosophy. Most people who adopt this lack the intelligence to see the irony.

Nu-metal gradually phased out as predicted, and the very same idiotic crowd would be seen later jumping on the emo bandwagon, which is popular at the time of writing. The style would drastically change from stupid baggy jeans to horn-rimmed specs, lip piercings, etc. Whatever fad, though, most scenesters have a LiveJournal account.

Nu-metal is reviled by dedicated metal purists, particularly classic metal and death/black metal fans. This is because it is seen as a false type of metal. Whether this is true or not, the point is defended by the fact that nu-metal was the epitome of crass commercialism. Tragic also, is the fact that nu-metal is the predominant perception of metal as a whole, which has led to would-be real metal fans writing off an entire genre of inventive and inspiring music.
Nu-metal has been phased out in favour of another fad.
by TimFS December 26, 2004
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limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.
"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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Romania

Eastern European country famous for Vampires and Vlad The Impailer amongst other things.
"Romania? No, she actually went this time".
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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Red Hot Chili Peppers

A funk rock band, currently made up of singer Anthony Kiedis, Flea (born Michael Balzary), John Frusciante and Chad Smith. They have gone through various line-up changes, but mainly based around Kiedis and Flea.
Flea is one of the best bassists in history, with frequent use of slap bass technique.
Hillel Slovak was arguably their best guitarist, but died tragically from a heroin overdose.
They have released 8 albums to date. Their first four albums are the better but unfortunately lesser known material.

An interesting fact about Anthony Kiedis is that he is of Lithuanian and Apache Indian descent.
by TimFS October 31, 2004
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Nuno

Surname Bettencourt, Guitarist with Extreme (the best band ever). The best and sexiest guitarist ever, too.
Is of Portugese origin.
Check out Nuno's killer solo on Mutha (I Don't Wanna Go To School Today)
by TimFS December 28, 2004
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