Tim's definitions

JIG

Truanting

Yo! Let's jig maths class and have a smoke in the toilet!

by Tim May 29, 2003

drop some knowlege

to drop knowlege on someone is to drop some brains on them in other words to cum all over them, bust a nut etc.

damn that girl is fine i'd love to drop some knowlege on her

by tim February 13, 2005

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 3, 2004

w00tz0rz

1.) When someone beats a game they show an expresion.

w00tz0rz I beat you by alot of points. ex.

by Tim May 13, 2005

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003