Definitions by Tim

Aw Crud! 

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'

Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!

Aw Crud! by Tim August 16, 2004

Barney 

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

Barney by Tim August 16, 2004

nevermore 

Greatest fucking power/thrash metal band around. Intelligent lyrics, and in a time when most metal is bland and sounds the same, Nevermore is unique.
Warrel Dane has amazing vocals, and same for Jeff Loomis for guitar.

Dead heart in a dead world.

nevermore by Tim August 15, 2004

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

Stave by Tim August 13, 2004

vampik 

Extremely sexy man who has billions of money and best girls.

Vampik owns everything.

vampik by Tim July 21, 2004

Juju 

A young girl with a lot of potential, strong, responsible, full of compassion, a leader

That girl must be juju

Juju by Tim July 9, 2004

plaier 

The way the Aldo Says "Player"

?Que Paso Plaier ??!

plaier by Tim July 9, 2004