43 definitions by Tiago Zuhr

noun, the condom

The condom is the piece worn on the penis to avoid pregnancy or disease.
Have you got a fucking-rubber I could use?
by Tiago Zuhr August 26, 2008
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noun

This is a legend: an imaginary copulation in which the male dives into the female. Simply impossible.
The movie showed some jerk allegedly performing a flying fuck, just for laughs.
A flying-fuck would probably kill one or two people.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008
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noun, the sperm
Wilfred made sure Karen was getting enough fuckslime to get pregnant.
by Tiago Zuhr August 26, 2008
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This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century.

See also assplug, buttplug.
There were seven flesh coloured arseplugs with flared bases.
It was a big arseplug, but her brown had been well trained.
by Tiago Zuhr July 22, 2008
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This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century. The most used synonym is buttplug.
There were seven flesh coloured arseplugs with flared bases.
It was a big arseplug, but her brown had been well trained.
by Tiago Zuhr August 17, 2008
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It'd been a torrid fuck, his big hard dong slamming deep into her steaming fuckchannel.
by Tiago Zuhr August 26, 2008
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noun, a lecherous man

This refers to a man who is always thinking about sex and looking for sexual pleasure.

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noun, a buttocks fan

This noun refers to an admirer of buttocks, usually female ones.
You're just a horny arseman.

He looked at her as only an authentic arseman would.
by Tiago Zuhr July 29, 2008
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