The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.
Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 11, 2015
A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.
Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 07, 2015
When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.
Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015