Definitions by Thefuckersattheendofthetable

Saltwater Snuggle

When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.

Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.

Saltwater Snuggle by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

Train Brain by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Sex Humus 

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

Sex Humus by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Sexilepcy 

Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.

Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.

Sexilepcy by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Throatmeal 

When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.

Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.

Throatmeal by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015