Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions

Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.

My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Brown Lung

A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.

Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015