TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy's definitions

$@&#%!

What one types as opposed to swearing.

Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy April 14, 2020

Cheek tickler

A cheek tickler is something or someone that is cute. Reference to your ass cheeks tickling when you see cuteness.

Aww that little girl is such a cheek tickler!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 13, 2021

Neoliberalism

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.

Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 12, 2021

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.

Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

LALE

Laugh a little extra, see LOL

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020

ashes of creation

Seriously. This is going to be like, the Beatles of video games. It’s like, an mmorpg and the world evolves around the actions of the playerbase and cities and nations are in it and they rise and fall and stuff.

I can’t wait to play Ashes of Creation!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 12, 2020

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020