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A person of jewish background who hides their identity and is usually confined to desk duty inside of a cubicle in Israel or abroad for the purpose of disseminating propaganda for the Zionist state.
The cubicle kike's aim is to distract others -- wherever there is free speech -- from talking about Zionist crimes by provoking people into focusing on racial themes (ie. black violence, "Islamists", liberal issues, 3rd world migration, etc) on all corners of the internet (news sites, youtube comments, twitter, discord, etc).
The cubicle kike's aim is to distract others -- wherever there is free speech -- from talking about Zionist crimes by provoking people into focusing on racial themes (ie. black violence, "Islamists", liberal issues, 3rd world migration, etc) on all corners of the internet (news sites, youtube comments, twitter, discord, etc).
Look at the comments in this thread all focusing on everything except Israel, whole place is filled with cubicle kikes.
by TheCollegeGraduate December 22, 2025
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by TheCollegeGraduate December 20, 2025
Get the iggy mug.a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.
Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
by TheCollegeGraduate May 6, 2025
Get the maxximus mug.(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.
Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
by TheCollegeGraduate May 5, 2025
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Sydney: "Hey mom, you'll never guess what I was doing while browsing based 4chan mspaint memes. I took a huge, putrid Maxximus in the bathroom. Don't go in there for at least 2 hours."
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"
by TheCollegeGraduate May 5, 2025
Get the maxximus mug.To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',
be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025
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Antonym: skrims (d) not having a life and living online
Antonym: skrims (d) not having a life and living online
by TheCollegeGraduate December 17, 2023
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