Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead
can't rape the willing
Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.
agreeable ally
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.
agreeable ally
can't rape the willing by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015
commando
When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.
Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.
underweasrless
underweasrless
commando by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.
One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
fable white lie
It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
low-hangers
low-hangers by TheBigCanucklehead March 19, 2015
felch
A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.
My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.
creampie oral
creampie oral
felch by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
rent a room
A sarcastic phrase given to those who continually show PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) bordering on sexual activity. Usually said with annoyance and distain to get them to cease and go somewhere private so no one has to witness it..
Would you two please rent a room, I wasn't quite expecting to see a porn movie on my way to work this morning.
PDAs sarcasm distain
PDAs sarcasm distain
rent a room by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
caught between the fart and the shit
A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.
indecisive stress
indecisive stress
caught between the fart and the shit by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015