can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

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mushroomhead

Nickname for the head of the male penis which resembles just that...a mushroom head.

My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

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off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

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pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

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party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.

It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

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