put on your big girl panties

A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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rent a room

A sarcastic phrase given to those who continually show PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) bordering on sexual activity. Usually said with annoyance and distain to get them to cease and go somewhere private so no one has to witness it..
Would you two please rent a room, I wasn't quite expecting to see a porn movie on my way to work this morning.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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double penetration

A sexual act in a threesome that includes at least two males if heterosexual. In the threesome, the two males enter the vagina (heterosexual) or anus (homosexual) at the same time and two guys literally screw the one on bottom at the same time.
Met this real hot girl online last night just before bed. I just wanted a quick booty call and when I got there...there was another player there and she begged us for double penetration. That was one of the hottest experiences of my life.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015
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