Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead

pounding the puppies 

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

pounding the puppies by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

Fag Hag 

Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.

Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff

Fag Hag by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

Third-Eye Blind 

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

Third-Eye Blind by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015