Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead

mushroomhead 

Nickname for the head of the male penis which resembles just that...a mushroom head.

My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.

penis head

mushroomhead by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

king shit of terd island 

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

bottom 

A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.

I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.

bottom by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

drop the kids off at the pool 

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.

Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

drop the kids off at the pool by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

prolly 

Internet shorthand for probably.

You prolly should've just went yourself it would've taken less time.

probably probability

prolly by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

morningwood by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015